A pretty face

If there’s one thing a fat chick doesn’t want to hear its, “she has a pretty face.” We all know what that means. It’s the exact opposite of “Butter Face.” For those of you unfamiliar with this term, then go look it up on urbandictionary.com. For those of you who refuse to, due to laziness, then fine, I’ll just tell you.

Butter Face (n.) A homonym that sounds like "but her face." I.E. - To call a woman a "butter face" is to say her body is very sexy, but her face is fugly.

Sidenote: “Fugly” – That’s a good one to look up, too.

By the way, if you’re a parent of teenager, then you may want to bookmark Urban Dictionary because it’ll come in handy at some point. You’ll stay on it all night typing in phrases uttered from the mouth of your hormonal teenager, and maybe one day you’ll be called a MILF, maybe even a GILF, and all will be right with the world.

Anyways, getting back on track. When someone tells you that you have a pretty face, then its time to get on a diet. Because that’s someone’s passive aggressive way of telling you that, yes, while you do have a pretty face, your body needs some work.

And this is my goal.

I don’t want to just be that chubby girl with a pretty face. (And a nice rack, might I add.) I want the whole package. And that’s what I’m working towards. And whether or not I reach my ultimate goal, I always have this to hold on to…

‘Tis better to be the fat girl with a pretty face than to be a Butter Face any day. ‘Cuz you can’t change ugly. Well, without a hefty price tag.   

~ Jenn